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October 18, 2006

[knock knock] ^{12:35 PM}

Last night, at 10:30 there was a knock at the door. It was the Repo Man. The Repo Man asked for Derek, and informed him he would be taking the Isuzu. Neither of us has an Isuzu. Doing a deliberately careful race relation dance, the Repo Man noted that cracker jack white Derek is probably not related to a Tamisha. The Repo Man left.

"Repo Men come at 10:30 at night?"
"That's what Repo Men do. The element of surprise."

Even though neither of us had done anything wrong, I was on edge for the rest of the night. The Repo Man does that, too.

is it ok if i pretend that derek keeps the isuzu and tamisha in a shed out back that he tells you that he's 'lost the key to'? And you just go about your life unaware that the man you're quasimarried to keeps a young african american woman and a moderately priced sports utility vechicle held hostage in his shed of torture.

Posted by: andrew at October 18, 2006 1:29 PM

So much for the witty reply I was going to leave... Andrew schooled me there.

Posted by: Jason at October 18, 2006 5:52 PM

Wasn't that the plot of Gothika?

Racially reversed, that is.

Posted by: Michael at October 18, 2006 8:05 PM

Perhaps they were just looking for David Leisure...

Too obscure? Sorry...

Posted by: Andy at October 19, 2006 8:35 AM

In any event, Tamisha is gonna be pissed when she goes looking for her Isuzu.

Posted by: Matt! at October 19, 2006 9:18 AM

How much you wanna bet there's a tree-shaped air freshener in that Isuzu. Tamisha should know better.

Posted by: Signalite at October 19, 2006 9:25 AM



	« sneak preview: the prestige \| Main \| kharma & greg » October 18, 2006 [knock knock] ^{12:35 PM} Last night, at 10:30 there was a knock at the door. It was the Repo Man. The Repo Man asked for Derek, and informed him he would be taking the Isuzu. Neither of us has an Isuzu. Doing a deliberately careful race relation dance, the Repo Man noted that cracker jack white Derek is probably not related to a Tamisha. The Repo Man left. "Repo Men come at 10:30 at night?" "That's what Repo Men do. The element of surprise." Even though neither of us had done anything wrong, I was on edge for the rest of the night. The Repo Man does that, too. Comments is it ok if i pretend that derek keeps the isuzu and tamisha in a shed out back that he tells you that he's 'lost the key to'? And you just go about your life unaware that the man you're quasimarried to keeps a young african american woman and a moderately priced sports utility vechicle held hostage in his shed of torture. Posted by: andrew at October 18, 2006 1:29 PM So much for the witty reply I was going to leave... Andrew schooled me there. Posted by: Jason at October 18, 2006 5:52 PM Wasn't that the plot of Gothika? Racially reversed, that is. Posted by: Michael at October 18, 2006 8:05 PM Perhaps they were just looking for David Leisure... Too obscure? Sorry... Posted by: Andy at October 19, 2006 8:35 AM In any event, Tamisha is gonna be pissed when she goes looking for her Isuzu. Posted by: Matt! at October 19, 2006 9:18 AM How much you wanna bet there's a tree-shaped air freshener in that Isuzu. Tamisha should know better. Posted by: Signalite at October 19, 2006 9:25 AM The longest day has an end... Prospero Posted by: Prospero at November 21, 2006 6:17 AM The longest day has an end... Prospero Posted by: Prospero at November 21, 2006 6:18 AM The longest day has an end... Prospero Posted by: Prospero at November 21, 2006 6:18 AM Two blacks do not make a white... Martin Posted by: Martin at November 23, 2006 3:56 PM Post A Comment Name: Email Address: URL: Remember personal info? YesNo Comments:

October 18, 2006

[knock knock] 12:35 PM

[knock knock] ^{12:35 PM}