July 29, 2006
[ow, ow, fuckshit, ow] 12:12 PM
There is a block off wood that links the hallway floor to our swingin kitchen door. This block of wood is not big, it is not obtrusive, yet somehow last night I "casually" kicked it. In doing soon I ripped off my pinky toe nail, and a good chunk of my pinky toe. Hence the title of this post: "ow, ow, fuckshit, ow!"
Guys, I've broken my (drawing) elbow, my wrist, had my hand stabbed through with a linoleum cutter, sliced almost every finger open with an x-acto knife, and been scalded with hot grease. All of those pale in comparison to having my toe nail ripped off. I didn't know if I was going to pass out, throw up, or do both at the same time.
(I wound up staying awake, slumped in the bathub)
Aw, Kyle...I felt phantom pain just reading your account! Take care of your toe and I hope you have a speedy recovery.
Posted by: ben at July 29, 2006 4:30 PMI had my husband (all 6'3" and 300+ pounds of him) come crashing down with his boot on my big toe, ripping the toenail off. I understand your pain!! For some reason, ripping toenails send off "you're gonna dieeeee!" alarms in your head. Hope it's feeling better.
Posted by: Tiffany at July 30, 2006 6:07 AMGross!
Posted by: joey at July 30, 2006 10:54 AM
