August 16, 2005

[metrotexual] 3:51 PM

It keeps raining! I LOVE IT!

Something is seriously wrong with Texas boys.

I asked if maybe I had some sort of skewed vision thanks to living in LA, but Megan assured me it wasn't my vision that was askew, it was the boys themselves.

Sure, the WeHo boys can look nice, but I'll always love my southern and midwest guys, and was getting disappointed with what I was seeing around town. It was tricky trying to figure out what was "off," but then it dawned on me: Texas boys cannot pull off "metrosexual." They try, and they fail. They look odd, whereas the "I'm fucking Texan" grrrargh boys maintain a level of absolute hotness, the metro-wannabes just become laughable oddities.

It's usually an odd mixture of hair and clothing that does it, one not matching the other. Some boys, it is now obvious, should not try to apply hair product, and some boys should simply say no to Express, no matter how loud they think it calls their name.

Also, popped collars: the stupidest trend ever. Stop.

Comments

See the Queer Eye set at the Texas fraternity to know how true this really is.

Posted by: John at August 16, 2005 10:21 PM

people still shop at Express???

Posted by: Benverhausen at August 17, 2005 4:13 AM

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Posted by: fleshlight at August 23, 2005 6:15 PM
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