April 5, 2005
[i predict a riot] 6:31 PM
HIM: I have to fly to Hawaii to fit ______ for wardrobe. None of the [Lost] cast members are allowed to leave the island until shooting wraps.
ME: Fun! I woke up to a phone call from a [Major News Magazine] about doing an illustration for them, and an email telling me my work is circulating through Nickelodeon.
HIM: cool!
ME: wow, our lives suck.
HIM: i know.
Most people say "calm before the storm." I say "storm before the calm."
Little Girl Blue (Postal Service Remix) • Nina Simone
Deadwood
Total fucks in Season One: 831
Average fucks per episode: 69.3
Cumulative FPM:(fucks per minute) 1.23
The "cocksucker" count for Deadwood's first season comes in at a staggering 116.5!
Comments
You're about to be very, very rich, aren't you?
Posted by: jimmie at April 5, 2005 8:19 PMeh, i hope somewhat, right now I'm still eeking by with rent!
Posted by: kyle at April 5, 2005 8:40 PMHow do you end up with half of a cocksucker?
Posted by: schitzo at April 6, 2005 9:51 AMi think whoever said it got cut off and interrupted.
Posted by: hersch at April 6, 2005 12:06 PM"cock-BANG!"
Posted by: kyle at April 6, 2005 4:48 PMPost A Comment
