March 16, 2005
[sunny day observations] 8:37 PM
Today I saw a pigeon wobbling around outside the coffeeshop. It would waddle 4 paces, then sit and rest, then waddle some more. The pattern and its movements drew my attention, and by the time it finally got near me I could see why it was moving so oddly.
It didn't have any feet.
It had two stumps for legs, no feet, no talons. Just two little pegs, like a pirate. Why it didn't just fly, I'll never know. I don't speak pigeon.
Also, on my way home I saw a giant red 18-wheeler from the 80's. It was Optimus Prime. Seriously. If he transformd he'd be friggin huge.
Here I Go Impossible Again • Erasure
i still think that this is one of the saddest things that i have ever read. it actually almost made me cry. and i cannot believe that no one else has commented about this yet. do you have any freakin idea how incomplete that poor pigeon has to feel? i swear to god, if i lived in LA, i would track down the pigeon and have special robot feet made for him.
Posted by: andrew at March 17, 2005 1:59 PMdelurking to say hi
Posted by: Tranny at March 30, 2005 2:58 AMKeep your mouth shut and your ears open... Morgan
Posted by: Morgan at November 21, 2006 6:23 AMTime is money... Wombell
Posted by: Wombell at November 23, 2006 4:07 PM
