March 3, 2005

[ready, set, sitcom] 10:26 PM

After my big lunch meeting yesterday, I took today off from doing work so I could rejuice myself creatively.

Rob's sister is in town from Ohio, so I went to meet them for lunch in 90210, where I learned the Beverly Hills Cheesecake Factory is the first Cheesecake Factory, which just strikes me as odd. Because at times I'm a follower, I joined the club and ordered a martini at lunch, and began to very, very swiftly feel the effects of it.

Now, I'm kinda a lush, but half a martini on an empty-stomache shouldn't make me so wonky. After a lap down Rodeo Drive and a workout climbing the staris at Barneys I was ready to go home, where I subsequently crashed hard.

When woke up at 5 I was groggy and slow moving, and by 6 everything made sense:

I didn't buy non-drowsy Sudafed.

Technically, I popped pills, drank, and warbled around Beverly Hills in the middle of the afternoon. I'm such a classy bitch.

Comments

And we're so proud... it sounds like you're fitting right in with the matrons of Beverly Hills

Posted by: Jeff at March 4, 2005 2:02 AM

That's SO Patsy, love it... ;)

Posted by: sky100010 at March 4, 2005 4:31 AM

If you get a reality show on E! can I be your lesbian personal assistant?

Posted by: chrisafer at March 4, 2005 10:13 AM

"while you're down there, can you pierce my smurf? pierce her smurf too"

Posted by: kyle at March 4, 2005 3:57 PM
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