November 22, 2004
[humor me] 5:40 PM
After a grueling and annoying 2 hours at Kinkos (school related) I feel no closer to completing any of my goals. Sure I have print outs for review tomorrow, but then I get 2 marvelous weeks of tweaking and reprinting and assembly. I fucking swear, this perpetual open-endedness is going to be the death of me. I just want to shoot something, and I don't even like guns.
This New Yorker cartoon (from the Cartoon Issue), and only this cartoon, has given me the strength to carry on:
you could fu ck my sweet hole if you wish kyle- to destress of course, email me, i`ll send you my picture and further details.
Only open to kyle,literally!!
Posted by: Stuart at November 22, 2004 6:16 PMhmm ... well, there's the first time i've been propositioned on my own blog ... thanks?
Posted by: kyle at November 22, 2004 6:23 PMI dunno, Ky... are you sure it was a proposition?
Seems kinda vague.
Posted by: Jason at November 22, 2004 7:38 PMI checked the IP. He's in Amsterdam.
Sounds like a tease to me!
Posted by: kyle at November 22, 2004 8:02 PMand would someone please talk about those dogs?
You so know that's what they're saying to each other.
Posted by: kyle at November 22, 2004 8:03 PMwow, ok...i walk the line between amusing and obscene every day of my life.... but stuart, that is possibly the strangest thing i have read on this site since that person (jason, i am sure you remember his name.) told kyle that he 'wanted to be part of his life.' i think some boys spend too much time staring at a computer screne and need to read a copy of 'normal human interaction.'
Posted by: andrew at November 22, 2004 9:12 PMsniffer dogs. *snicker*
Posted by: mischiff at November 22, 2004 11:08 PMI think his name was "Hersch", Andrew, but I have been wrong before. :)
And FINE, Kyle... we'll talk about the damn dogs! There's an episode of Family Guy where Brian becomes a police dog and gets addicted to blow. Highly hilarious. Highly recommended.
That picture made me laugh. HAPPY? ;)
Posted by: Jason at November 22, 2004 11:49 PMYou talked about the dogs in unison! Not left dog or right dog! You completely glossed over the topic at hand! I AM NOT HAPPY!
Posted by: kyle at November 23, 2004 12:57 AMJason, i already told kyle about the episode of Family Guy. wasn't that one a classic?
Posted by: andrew at November 23, 2004 3:14 AMWhat's funny about the cartoon is that I'm not sure it's the dogs talkin' at all. Now THAT's comedy!
Side note: I aint gay, but I can spot a slut a mile away. That first post is a cock-teez. Be wary of those all too willin' ta give it up Kyle. Don't believe me? Just ask my best friend's Nut-Warts.
(Andrew: I liked Brian's crackwhore girlfriend the best.)
Kyle... what do I have to do to make you happy? I'm not a MIND READER... *sobs uncontrollably and throws a tiara*
Posted by: Jason at November 23, 2004 6:44 PMMY EYE! YOU THREW YOUR FUCKING TIARA IN MY EYE! GAHHH!
Posted by: kyle at November 23, 2004 9:58 PM(andrew looks down at kyle's shaking, blood soaked body and quickly notices the tiara that is sunken into his left eye socket.)
Kyle: an...drew..... he..lp...
Andrew: DIAMONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
